Thought you’d had your fill of epic music videos after TayTay and Madge? You thought wrong. Rihanna has topped them all with BBHMM.

Ri, you’ve done it again. The bonafide bad girl has us freaking OUT. Directed in part by the singer herself, we’re left wishing the video for “Bitch Better Have My Money” was a feature film but we’re not sure if we could stomach all the suspense for 90 minutes.

It’s everything, from the trailer trash meets couture wardrobe (you just know her hat’s going to the top of everyone’s wishlists now, it’s like Pharell and his Vivienne Westwood number, but badass), to the killer plotline and the appearance from Bond villain supreme, Mads Mikkelsen. After snatching a Beverly Hills blonde from her husband and home, Ri and her girl gang parade her around the desert, through sticky-sheeted motels and onto a boat into the middle of the ocean, sat astride neon inflatables and firing flares left, right and centre. We won’t give away half of the seven minute plot, but it’s not the wife they’re after.

Fuelled by sex, drugs and violence, we wouldn’t be surprised if the vid was banned in the next 24 hours. The moral of the story? Don’t fuck with RiRi.