Have you ever wondered how to stand out on a dating app? Fear not, because we have pulled together 10 hilarious Londoners bios from the dating app Huggle which is taking London by storm.

Prepare yourself for their dry sense of humour and have a giraffe (that’s laugh in Cockney slang) at these hilarious British bios below:

Jessica is obviously a woman who knows what she wants…

Mark is so British that he’s terrified to play Knock Down Ginger, in case he gets caught!

Kate is what is known in England as, ‘blunt’.

Ellen has 99 problems but a scone ain’t one!

You know you’re British when you say sorry after walking into a door.

Brits love small talk especially if involves the weather!

The Great British Review on Huggle.

WOW! OK Chris…*tries to get unnecessary thought out of mind*

British problems!

Clearly Lawrence has been taking lessons from Take Me Out.