{"id":7884,"date":"2012-05-14T17:19:17","date_gmt":"2012-05-14T17:19:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wonderlandmagazine.com\/?p=7884"},"modified":"2013-02-26T12:40:32","modified_gmt":"2013-02-26T12:40:32","slug":"top-five-celebrity-rap-fails","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wonderlandmagazine.com\/2012\/05\/14\/top-five-celebrity-rap-fails\/","title":{"rendered":"TOP FIVE&#8230; CELEBRITY RAP FAILS"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A song which rhymes &#8220;tennis racquet&#8221; with &#8220;Gucci glasses&#8221; can&#8217;t be taken seriously, surely? <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=7D9kFgiaAaQ\">This <\/a>is Serena Williams&#8217; attempt to rebrand herself from Wimbledon champion to buzz new MC. She references the game throughout the leaked verse, including; &#8220;&#8230;on the court I serve em\u2019 up, no subpoena,&#8221; and assures us she can &#8220;cook up the track like a frozen pizza.&#8221; <em>Wonderland <\/em>thought it fitting to have a look at some other celebrity rap missteps&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>1. Joaquin Phoenix<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Phoenix&#8217;s mokumentary film <em>I&#8217;m Still Here <\/em>documents his apparent career change from actor to rapper. Despite help from Diddy, this was the result&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><iframe src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/spRKkR8IjbI\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong>2. Louis Theroux<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Bless him&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><iframe src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/sSLQbafBipw\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong>3. Kobe Bryant ft. Tyra Banks<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Who knew Kobe had a rap career? It lasted one song&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><iframe src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/MpzJgLzzX38\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong>4. Chet Haze (aka Tom Hank&#8217;s son)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Chet rips off Wiz Khalifa&#8217;s &#8220;Black and Yellow&#8221; in an ode to his university days.<\/p>\n<p><iframe src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/QQAxZe8rmJM\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong>5. Tila Tequila<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Not quite sure what her profession is, but it surely can&#8217;t be rapper&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><iframe src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/XaaeFkQjPVk\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><em>Words: Eleanor Mackay<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A song which rhymes &#8220;tennis racquet&#8221; with &#8220;Gucci glasses&#8221; can&#8217;t be taken seriously, surely? This is Serena Williams&#8217; attempt to rebrand herself from Wimbledon champion to buzz new MC. 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