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Cult classic Heathers<\/em> turns 26! This high school drama is noted as the ‘original Mean Girls<\/em>‘, but it’s far from your average teen rom-com.<\/p>\n

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The cult classic Heathers is celebrating its 26th birthday today! This\u00a0high school drama is perhaps one of the most quotable films and noted as the ‘original Mean Girls<\/em>‘\u00a0but it’s a far cry from your average teen rom-com. Wiona Ryder plays a bitter, slightly twisted but ‘golden hearted’ Veronica who is set amongst the Heathers \u2013 a trio of teenage terrors on a rampage, throwing their beauty and bad vibes around the school. Poor misunderstood Veronica is relatively miserable until the ultimate bad boy, J.D makes an appearance, alongside a handgun. J.D has a flair for first impressions and Veronica is hooked straight away, this devilish duo with their pessimistic and sarcastic tendencies hit it off like a house on fire. With a fast accumulating body count, of course, it ends in flames. To celebrate this tragic love story we look at some of the most memorable, outrageous and quotable quotes.<\/p>\n

I DON’T REALLY LIKE MY FRIENDS<\/strong><\/p>\n

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I GUESS I PICKED THE WRONG TIME TO BE A HUMAM BEING<\/strong><\/p>\n

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FUCK ME GENTLY WITH A CHAINSAW. DO I LOOK LIKE MOTHER TERESA?<\/strong><\/p>\n

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IF YOU WERE HAPPY EVERY DAY OF YOUR LIFE YOU WOULDN’T BE A HUMAN BEING. YOU’D BE A GAME-SHOW HOST<\/strong><\/p>\n

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REAL LIFE SUCKS LOSERS DRY. IF YOU WANNA FUCK WITH THE EAGLES, YOU HAVE TO LEARN TO FLY<\/strong><\/p>\n

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I JUST KILLED MY BEST FRIEND.\u00a0AND YOUR WORST ENEMY.<\/em>\u00a0<\/strong>SAME DIFFERENCE.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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VERONICA, YOU LOOK LIKE HELL.\u00a0<\/strong>YEAH? I JUST GOT BACK<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

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