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\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n1. Literary giant Penguin have agreed for the autobiography to be published as a ‘Classic’, before it’s even been read by the general public.
\n<\/strong><\/p>\nThis puts the former Smith’s signer alongside authors such as Oscar Wilde, William Blake and Thomas Hardy.\u00a0
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2. His memoirs read like his lyrics, from start to finish.
\n<\/strong><\/p>\nOpening with, ‘My childhood is streets upon streets upon streets upon streets’<\/p>\n
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3. Morrissey spills all about his love life. <\/strong><\/p>\nHis first relationship was with photographer Jake Walters, aged 35. “For the first time in my life the eternal ‘I’ became ‘we’, as finally I could get on with someone.”<\/p>\n
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4. He was very nearly a TV soap star being offered parts in EastEnders,<\/em> Emmerdale and Friends.
\n<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\nEastEnders<\/em> bosses once offered him a role as Dot Cotton’s “so far unmentioned son”, who would “cause births, deaths and factory fires every time I open my mouth”.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n
5. Despite everything, he speaks very fondly of Johnny Marr.<\/strong><\/p>\n\u201cI am shaken when I hear Johnny play guitar, because he is quite obviously gifted and almost unnaturally multi-talented.”<\/p>\n
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6. He was subject to ransom by <\/strong>Kidnappers in Mexico.
\n<\/strong><\/p>\nIn 2007, he was apparently the subject of a ransom attempt by Mexican kidnappers following a gig in Tijuana. He said his driver took him down a dark road, but he and his security guard managed to abandon the car to find themselves in the middle of nowhere.<\/p>\n
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7. It practically sold out in a day, meaning EVERYONE has it. Congrats Moz!
\n<\/strong><\/p>\nHarry Potter, The Twillight Saga, 50 shades of Grey.. You get the jist.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
As Morrissey’s autobiography went flying off the shelves last week, we take a look at the 7 reasons this is the best book ever. Like ever.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":24584,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9402,9419],"tags":[],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"\n
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