Valentines, schmalentines! This past week has been a peculiar one, mobbed by snow angels and the kind that fire arrows at your bum cheeks to make you fall in love. We vibed to new Dua Lipa tunes, cheered as Gorilla Glue Girl got her hair back, and even watched Ru Paul’s Drag Race UK stars Bimini, A’Whora, Tayce and Laurence fly to the top of the charts with “UK, HUN?”. In the midst of it all, our favourite stars also got dressed up to the nines so we didn’t have to – here’s the best of a very good bunch…

Our love for Lil Nas X knows no bounds, seriously. We will be thirsting over him and his game-changing ‘fits until the end of time. The rapper is here today serving major “I can be your angle or yuor devil” energy in this horny cap and black wings combo – additional fashions include two curb chain belts and a pair of irresistible leather trousers.

Look, we’re not here to say whether this real or fake. We don’t care! Kendall Jenner looks insane, and, between us, we quite like not being able to tell! That’s the name of the game on the Internet. We do however wonder how many people have looked into medieval people stretching machines after stumbling into this part of the world wide web.

We can’t begin to explain how obsessed we are with Julia Fox speeding home to get some pregnancy pics after being told she’d have to deliver her baby early, officially blowing James Charles and his fake bump clear out of the water. Not forgetting that it was Valentine’s Day, Fox wasn’t going to let the chaos cheat her out of a sexy insta pic, donning only a necklace and a pair of silky black gloves. Truly, truly legendary…

These on-again-off-again music stars retired to the coast for some romantic celebrations this past weekend. Offset’s plain shorts are a bit of a miss, but Cardi’s green cozzie and pastel pink dagger nail’s are perfect for the beach, she could probably fillet a fish for their tea with talons that sharp.

Another member of the Migos was also boo’d up with their significant rapper – I mean other – it’s Saweetie and Quavo of course! The “ICY GIRL” absolutely never misses when it comes to a look, and she certainly did not disappoint with yesterday’s black panther printed dress, showing off all her curves and swerves with chunky gold chains to boot. We love you Saweetie!

Dua Lipa has had quite the week, what with the release of her 3rd instalment of Future Nostalgia this past Friday. After completing the Covid World Tour, it seems she and boyfriend Anwar Hadid have settled comfortably into the desert for a romantic V-Day treat – fair enough I suppose, as long as they’re isolating…