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MEGAN THEE STALLION

Hot Girl Meg’s “Cry Baby” video endeavours to show us what really happens when toy shops close up for the night.

Megan Thee Stallion Cry Baby feat. Da Baby wig
Megan Thee Stallion Cry Baby feat. Da Baby wig

Real Dollhouse Shit! Yes, that’s right – our favourite Hot Girl has just pulled another viral sensation out of her sleeve, enlisting the help of DaBaby for the visual masterpiece that is “Cry Baby”.

What do you reckon happens in a toy shop once the shopkeeper (who in this case is donning the most sensational turquoise lacefront) packs up for the night? By Thee Stallion’s predictions, Sylvanian families and big fluffy teddies alike all link up for a big old shindig. We’re talking twerking in remote control four-wheelers, stomping around lego cities and bulky robots cutting shapes on the shop floor.

Megan Thee Stallion Cry Baby feat. Da Baby
Megan Thee Stallion Cry Baby feat. Da Baby crash test
Megan Thee Stallion Cry Baby feat. Da Baby
Megan Thee Stallion Cry Baby feat. Da Baby crash test

This action-packed video, directed by frequent collaborator Colin Tilley, is insanely reminiscent of that scene with all the Barbie’s in Toy Story 2, except instead of a tropical tune-filled pool party, Megan’s doll army are throwing it back and doing the “WAP” dance to an audience of inebriated stuffed animals. If you need us, we’ll be hiding out in Toys R’ Us waiting for front barrier at Meg’s next concert…

Megan Thee Stallion Cry Baby feat Da Baby Hawaii
Megan Thee Stallion Cry Baby feat. Da Baby shop
Megan Thee Stallion Cry Baby feat Da Baby Hawaii
Megan Thee Stallion Cry Baby feat. Da Baby shop