Let’s throw it all the way back. You’re 6 or 7 years old. And right now, you’re clad in button-up PJs, basking in the white glow of your hunk of a television set, clutching post-dinner snacks in one hand. And on the feet? If it was anything else but teddy bear slippers, you tell a lie. Furry, plush and with the signature teddy face, the level of comfort was akin to sinking ankle-deep in a cumulous cloud.

Nowadays we make do with socks and sliders (*sartorial pearl clutching*), but Insta-viral brand Vetements are not having any of it, as they’re bringing back our beloved nostalgic footwear – and it’s going to set you back £680. Yes. Shook to our very core.

As per usual with Demna Gvasalia’s meme-worthy offerings, the outrageous price tag relates to the luxury twist. Forget your matted toy fur, these teddy slippers are comprised of cotton, alpaca, and mohair – even featuring adjustable velcro tabs which allow you to move the wee teddy’s arms and legs into the desired position. Available for men and women, you can snag them on Net-a-Porter.

Nostalgic for your childhood? Order at the risk of your bank account… and the soggy British weather, ofc.

And if you weren’t already strolling down memory lane, you can also match your new footwear with the Alpaca blend teddy bear backpack with the concealed straps…