A “Big, Fat, Sexy” Valentine’s Day playlist from our fave Scottish singer.
Happy Valentine’s Day hons! Love is in the air, PornHub Premium is free, and there’ll be shitloads of discounted chocolate up for grabs tomorrow morning. So in order to celebrate this day of luuuurve, we’ve got mega babe – and BRITs Critic Choice nominee – Lewis Capaldi to cook us up a “Big, Fat, Sexy” V-Day playlist to get you in the mood.
Full of gems to soundtrack your day, there’s a lil something for everyone, from classic romantic bops like Marvin Gaye’s “Sexual Feeling” to down to business anthems like, um, “Fuck The Pain Away”. Or, if crying with a bottle of wine is more your vibe today, why not listen to Lewis’ own beautiful new song “Someone You Loved” from his new EP “Breach”?
Whatever you’re feeling, this “Big, Fat, Sexy” playlist has got you covered…
Jackie Moon – “Love Me Sexy”
A song by a fictional character from a movie about basketball. But there’s nothing fictional about pure sweaty love making.
Bill Withers – “Use Me”
Now here’s a man who knows how to set a fire in anyone’s loins. Stick a pizza in the oven an look out ur best panties – let slick Willy Withers do the heavy lifting on this one.
Tenacious D – “Fuck Her Gently”
There’s more power than you know in a gentle thrust.
Marvin Gaye – “Sexual Healing”
Hot just like an oven but without the messy upkeep and excruciating gas bill.
La Roux – “Bulletproof”
You might think there’s nothing sexy about this song. You’re mistaken. Slap this beauty on while the moonlight is glistening in through the crack of your bedroom curtain and watch your partner crumble like a wet cake.
George Michael – “Careless Whisper”
Not much to say here. Drop the kids of at their grandparents, a close friend’s, or leave them in a nearby park with an old deflated football and a half bottle of Evian for 45 minutes. It’s go time.
Peaches – “Fuck The Pain Away”
Pretty self explanatory.
System Of A Down – “Toxicity”
A change of pace, queue this bad boy up when you ur really going to knuckle to take thing to the next level.
John Lennon – “Imagine”
Imagine all the people. Under the covers with the lights off.
Super Mario Bros. Theme
A personal favourite. Nothing says climax quite like it.
