Why summer 2017 will be the best summer to be single!
Next time you’re forced to listen to your loved-up friend list every single ‘mini break’ she’s booked with her boyf this summer, just think about all the time she’ll spend rubbing aftersun on his peeling back and having uncomfortable sweaty sex.
Then think about all of the time you’ll have to read in the sun, freely perve on topless guys and eat ice cream you don’t have to share. Not to mention all of the hot, al fresco dates you can line-up on Badoo.
1) First dates in the summer are the one
Nothing beats a chilled out, no-pressure date in the park. And there’s no better time to up your dating game on Badoo than the summer. If you haven’t already downloaded the biggest dating app in the world, we’d recommend you get on it and arrange some haaaat dates.
2) You have more tanning, eating and sleeping time
Because all of the above activities are better done alone and completely undisturbed.
3) You don’t have to share a sweaty bed every night
Your room is stifling enough as it is, so there’s no need to throw another body in the mix. Although the occasional night with company is certainly manageable…
4) You’ll never regret a holiday with the pals
Because, no matter how cliché it is, ‘Beefa’ with the girls definitely trumps a ‘romantic’ glamping getaway in the rainy Cotswolds. Bellas before fellas, people.
5) Sunshine and Vitamin D do things to you…
There’s something about summer that gets those hormones pumping. You feel sexy and everyone just looks sexy. It could be the lack of clothes, the increase of day-drinking sessions or “Despacito” playing in the background at all times. Whatever it is, you can embrace it, because you don’t have to worry about anyone telling you off…
6) You can become a top ‘mingler’
Whether you’re heading to a festival or jetting off abroad, the summer months are perfect for meeting new people and getting in with new crowds. A friend of a friend is throwing a BBQ? Cool, tag along. And if you want to meet even more new faces, you can check out who’s nearby on Badoo.
7) You can drink as much as you want
And ain’t nobody gunna judge you or moan when you pass out at 6pm after a boozy day sesh in the sunshine.
8) Personal grooming becomes a pleasure, not a chore
Suddenly the shaving process is a rare and exciting occurrence that results in a feeling of pure bliss when your legs touch in your cool, spacious bed.
9) You can master new skills
Like perfecting your ice-breaker on Badoo. Yes, dating apps count as a skill. Some people have literally never used them.
Surrounded by the warm rosy glow of freedom. And Pimms. All the better for updating your profile pic.
11) You can’t be cheated on
The only person you can cheat on is yourself. By not doing exactly what you want, all of the time.
All the singletons out there looking for a little extra fun this summer, download Badoo to see exactly what you’ve been missing out on.