In case you don’t lie in bed on Instagram all night instead of sleeping, like us, we’d like to bring your attention to this mini-film/music video/advertorial by Kylie Jenner. Let’s break it down step by step.
Kylie’s Kruising along in her Rolls in the desert, that license plate cost more than your house. Innocent enough so far. That Louis V headscarf is everything.
This is what we’re here for: Kylie’s new lip glosses, which, like her matte lip kits, will probably sell out in seconds. The video reveals that the three colours are called ‘Like’, ‘Literally’ and ‘So Cute’, inspired.
There’s a lotta cash in this motel – don’t worry, this girl’s with Kylie.
While her pal goes in to talk cash, taking all the responsibility and risk, we might add, Kylie’s chewing things over outside, before she drops the word…
The heist is on, more friends dressed to kill (get it?) bowl in…
– Obligatory fish tank drowning scene in every self-respecting robbery video –
– Obligatory man-smashing-through-large-pane-of-glass scene in every self-respecting robbery video –
And there you have it! Happily ever after! Our girls escape with the cash, leaving some small change behind so the victims can get a cab home…
Before the feds find them, in all fairness it must be hard for a member of the Kardashian clan to keep a low profile.
Drama and crime has got us desperate to see Kylie’s new collection. We’re waiting, impatiently.