Of course there is. However, that doesn’t stop us from being fairly excited to see the return of the tiny-phone using, loft-living, Derek Zoolander and his Microscooter wielding compadre, Hansel. Well, to celebrate the impending release of Zoolander 2, the people at Cîroc Vodka (eternally the low calorie fashion choice, darling) got together with everyone’s favourite A-List photographer, Mario Testino, for some classic shots of Derek doing his thing. Appropriately he’s throwing a metallic blue suit look and, unsurprisingly, his trademark Blue Steel expression. Testino certainly had good things to say about Zoolander: “Derek Zoolander was so open to all my ideas and helped convey what I wanted to do. It is not always easy to get people to perform or take on your direction, even when they are actors, but Derek was great. Of course, the moment he did his famous ‘blue steel’ pose was brilliant. It was what we were all waiting for!’
If you fancy getting in on the good looking action, Cîroc – which is made from grapes rather than grain (bet you didn’t know that) – is releasing a limited edition series of ‘Derek Zoolander Blue Steel’ bottles in a standard 75cl, a slightly chunkier 1.75cl, and a part-ready 3l issue. Whichever you get, it’ll definitely be safer than an Orange Mocha Frapuccino.