Finally! La Perry unveils her technicolour jungle extravaganza!
Chez Wonderland we are of course gigantic fans of Mz Perry and her musical stylings.
Frankly this video blows all others of recent memory out of the water. She is so ace.
Look! Katy has crashed in the jungle with her loser man. Luckily, after taking some gross seflies he gets devoured by a fierce tiger. Katy is hella distressed.
Katy girl you in danger! You gon’ get eaten by the fierce pussies of the jungle.
But wait! It’s actually the spirit of the rainforest coming to imbue her with female fierceness.
Transformed by the female spirit, she puts on a funky and fresh leopard bikini look and yodels powerfully.
She then takes her Manolo and fashions it into a spear. GENIUS!
OMG look! Look how happy she is! She is luvvin life!
So happy in fact that she feels the strength to do multiple selfies with her simian bff.
Katy 4 evah. You are Queen of Pop.
Words: Jack Sunnucks