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LINKBAIT: MIGUEL DROPKICKS, RIHANNA SUES TOPSHOP AND CARA BLOWS OFF LEO

In this week’s Linkbait news round-up, we provide answers to those ground-breaking questions.

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Surprise Mosh Pit Injury of the Week

Poor Miguel. Well, poor girl who he accidentally face-bombed during his performance at the Billboard Music Awards on Sunday. He faced the Billboard press with said dropkicked fan by his side after the show, apologising for his bounding offence:

‘When you’re performing and you’re just kind of into it, you never know where it’s gonna go and where you’re gonna go with it, and how that might turn out…’ Press lesson: Miguel is sooo out of control. [Perez Hilton]

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Rihanna vs. Topshop: Fashion Legal Battle of the Week

Perhaps because the image too closely resembles her denim dungaree-tastic River Island Collection, mary-j smoking bad babe Rihanna is suing Topshop for using her image from her ‘We Found Love’ video on one of its tank tops. The case gets tricky because unlike the U.S., the UK doesn’t protect images in what is known as personality law. If RiRi wins, her success will be the first of its kind in the British legal system. [WWD]

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Alright, BeyBey is NOT having another baybay, according to JayJay

After receiving a slew of obligatory congratulations from friends, Jay-Z banished all hope that he and wife Beyoncé are again procreating. Not only are we slightly saddened by the news, but we have to ask: what’s with these emails — does no one call anymore?  [Just Jared]

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Cannes Gossip of the Week

Unlike recent reports, it would seem bushy browed Cara Delevingne does make decent judgement calls, by spurring the advances of model predator Leonardo DiCaprio. While no one has confirmed the rumour, we’re going to call this one highly likely. [Telegraph]

In fact, we hope it went down something like this:

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Brought to you by the wise Taylor Swift, because she totally gets it. 

Words: Elise Marraro (follow Elise on Twitter: PardonMe_Lissie)

LINKBAIT: MIGUEL DROPKICKS, RIHANNA SUES TOPSHOP AND CARA BLOWS OFF LEO

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