The trailer for Baz Luhrman’s forthcoming adaptation of F Scott Fitzgerald’s Great American Novel The Great Gatsby premiered today and we’re excited – hell, just glance your peepers through its cast list – Leonardo Dicaprio, Carey Mulligan, Isla Fisher, Tobey Maguire and Amitabh Bachchan to boot.

From Ewan McGregor downing absinthe out of pixie-Kylie’s clasp to DiCaprio wailing Shakespearian love-loss prose into a thundery night sky, here’s our breakdown of the best in the way of Baz moments… The best of the Baz, if you like.

(1) Romeo, meet Juliet…

(2) Strictly Ballroom’s triumphant closing dance.

(3) Medley after medley after medley after…

(4) “Time After Time”. Ahhh…

(5) Arch-y orgasm feet scene in Australia.

(6) Pixie-Kylie.

(7) I am Leonardo, hear me roar.

The Great Gatsby is out on Christmas Day.