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Elite golden boy Freddie Stoker popped for a chat and tells us about the time he met Samuel L. Jackson at the Hackett show.

Jenny Maxwell and her band of vagabonds lead us into a very strange dinner party in their music video.

The Dsquared2 SS14 Men’s show imagines James Dean stranded on a tropical island – in tiny pants.

Emporio Armani brings Miami Vice to the Matrix with its Milan Fashion Week SS14 collection.

This week in Brand Buzz, we continue to celebrate SS14 menswear with yacht-chic loafers and tote.

Coordinate your vacation wardrobe with the spring/summer menswear shows in Milan. Because you can.

Wander through a post-apocalyptic world in Tom Lipop’s film for River Island.

Noel Gallagher loves them, but don’t let that put you off these neo-psych superstars in the making. Turn on, tune in, trip out.

Fudge Creative Director John Vial shows us how to perfect the acid rave moptop, as seen at Christopher Shannon.

It’s less than a week till festival season (read: Glasto) kicks off, so Rinse FM upstart Monki put together a slammin’ mix of garage, hip-hop, jungle and house.

Meet the new house producer on the block, Dismantle – a man who knows how to raise a twerk or two.

This week in Hit List, we pump up the volume with the most luxurious, innovative mascaras for SS13. So take a look, grab your bag, and bat them lashes.

Bucket hats and boys in backpacks. What’s not to love about Nasir Mazhar?

Global traveller met Edwardian schoolboy in time for E. Tautz’s gently subversive SS14 catwalk show.

Go to the beach (each), because for SS14 Shaun Samson is pure iridescent brilliance.

Bristol cranks out another life-giving musical act in the form of AZ&TOR’s stylish, soulful house and their new video Sit Back.