Miley girl, going HAM does not mean making out with a hammer.  

Urgh this song is just so good. So good I want to cry. Thankfully I don’t need to cuz Miley’s crying already.

Let it out girl, let it out. That man he wrecked you, but you know at least you’re crying in a video watched by eighty mazillion people rather than in front of your parents at a provincial Pizza Express.

Not that I’ve ever done that.

See how she rides the ball!

She flies through the air with the greatest of ease, the gorgey young thing in the whitest panties.

OMG though, this is so naked it’s too much.

Like how is this allowed on youtube.

I mean who cares, why are we ashamed of our female bodies!

She also makes out with a hammer.

Miley this is not what going HAM means.

That’s kind of it.

But we love. Obviously. Miley 4 evah.

Words Jack Sunnucks