All the news that’s set to gossip about in this week’s Linkbait.

THE SOUNDTRACK TO THIS WEEK’S LINKBAIT

Hit play on this and let Mariah’s new song soothe your soul while you read all the spurious industry gossip you can stomach. It’s already beaten Lady Gaga’s ‘Born This Way’ record for most radio plays in one day in the US, and #Beautiful even has its own hashtag because #whynot when you’re #MariahFrickinCarey.

OBLIGATORY DAILY MAIL CARA DELEVINGNE NEWS STORY

The English model is now being investigated by H&M over paparazzi snaps of her struggling to conceal a baggie of white powder in her bag. At least she looked great at the Met Gala, we guess? [Daily Mail]

BABY-RELATED CONGRATULATIONS OF THE WEEK

Mazel tov to Lara Stone and David Walliams, who welcomed their first child over the weekend! A spokesperson for Stone confirmed the arrival of a bouncing baby son, while Walliams took to Instagram to obliquely announce the news by way of a pic of a massive congratulatory bouquet, courtesy of Simon Cowell. The two married in 2010 at a private ceremony in Claridges after a five-month whirlwind romance. [Guardian]

WEDDING-RELATED CONGRATULATIONS OF THE WEEK

Hats off and nu-rave lighters up for Keira Knightley, who wed Klaxons musician James Ripton in the South of France last weekend. The Chanel spokesperson got married in a Chanel cardigan and a Rodarte dress, which some eagle-eyed fans claim is the same dress she wore in 2008 to a BAFTAs party. Come on, Keira – if you can’t buy a ludicrously overpriced dress you’ll never wear again at your wedding, when can you? [Look]

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